New kind of beer?

Kid Rock is reported to be coming out with his own beer this spring. Now that is a beer that sounds appealing. If I drink it, maybe, just maybe, I can become a trashy alcoholic in need of a serious shower just like Kid Rock. Isn't that what everyone wants? I wonder what it will taste like? Something that reminds you of sitting around a double-wide trailer, chain smoking and watching soap operas I would guess.

I do know, however, that when the beer finally makes its appearance on shelves it will sell like crazy. Just like Michael Jordan shoes and Miley Cyrus school supplies, people will spend ridiculous amounts of money on it. It's all in hopes to drink the same beer that the one of a kind white trash rock star loves.